Return to Sender

An entertaining evening for you and your friends.

Step one: save your junk mail postage paid envelopes from credit cards, national geographic, or anyone else

Step two: make some stuff to send to them. Paintings, love letters, surveys, whatever. I was assisted by Neal and Jolene and pie at bipartisan cafe. They’re great and they’re getting married.

Step three: Give it to your local postman/woman/box. Some one in Delaware is getting a surprise!

I’ve never gotten a response but I really hope these aren’t opened by some mail machine or red flagged as mail bombs or something. Some people send bricks or mean stuff. I see the goal as not to bum out the guy who process these applications. The goal is to make someone’s day weirder and more fun. An admirable goal for any day.

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